God gave us fingers--Ma says "Use your fork".
God gave us voices-- Ma says "Do not scream"
Ma says eat Broccoli, cereals and carrots
But God gave us tasteys for maple ice-cream.
God gave us fingers--Ma says"Use your hanky"
God gave us puddles--Ma says"Do not splash"
Ma says" Be quiet your father is sleeping"
But God gave us garbage can covers to crash
God gave us fingers--Ma says"Put your gloves on"
God gave us raindrops--Ma says"Do not get wet"
Ma says" Be careful and don't get too near to
Those strange lovely dogs that God gave us to pet
God gave us fingers--Ma says"Go wash 'em"
But God gave us coal bins and nice dirty bodies
And I ain't too smart, but there's one thing for certain--
Either Ma's wrong or else God is.
